Letters to the Editors
In proper Game of Thrones fashion, UNE is continuing to kill off its main characters. The most recent to go (at time of writing) is Chief Operating Officer David Cushway. We'll miss you David. You were only here for a year, but you'll always be remembered for embarrassingly threatening to sue the old Nucleus editors, and for doing absolutely nothing else of any significance. I hope the Police Integrity Commission investigation goes well for you. At least it's not ICAC, huh.
Sincerely, Name Withheld on Request